Friday, October 1, 2010

A look into my mind

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...once mesmerised, please return to the text below...


Today, for something a little different... a gif. Now, you are probably wondering why I have a random, mild eye-sore of an animation. To be honest, I don't know why. But, I know why I've put it here. Today, we are going to look at my mind.

To look into my mind, you must look into the epicentre of the gif, but not too close, because that'll hurt. The first thing you notice is that go to deep or close, and it hurts to look at. Also notice how it fluctuates, like my sanity. And the colour, a decent, good white dot at the center, and then red frustration, impatience and lastly fuzzy confusion.

Now, my people, you have seen the light, the light that is the inside of my mind.

I wish you all a good day, and don't stare too long now.

beating boredom.

We all have those days. You know, those days, were everything you do is suddenly boring, and the few interesting things there are have either slipped your mind or require more energy than you care to give. Those days where it seems you are destined to spend the rest of your life as a disinterested hobo with a job (sorry Mc Donald's workers, there's still hope). Those days where... okay, you get the picture.

For me, these days always come with ironic and bad timing. The holidays you have waited months for, that are so short, get crushed so quickly. The time is spent browsing for videos that you know will be boring, looking for articles that don't interest you, playing games you finished years ago.

But is there still hope? Yes, and this is how you can find it: You call a friend/ girlfriend/ partner in crime, and arrange something, anything, for the next day. Then you wait until about 10 o' clock, and then you sleep, and then you enjoy the next day. Sorry, if you're bored today, then... still got the rest of the day. That or you could go and get a random medical check-up as an excuse to speak to someone, just remember to mention your chronic gastro and you'll have their attention well and undivided...

*The author of this advice will not be held responsible for any awkwardness, staring, air-time spent or ankles broken in the shower that may have been caused by this advice. He wishes you well and for you to enjoy your day and kill some time by reading his blog.*