motorised forks... WHAT?!

I have tragic news for you today, it seems that the world is readily approaching its maximum level of extremely stupid items. These novelties have been going on for ages, but I think we are getting to the point where this nonsense cannot continue to go much further. And this is why...

Today, I present you with...
The motorised spaghetti twirling fork! This product is by Hog wild and is actually purchasable off of amazon, I warn you, you may not be able to stand the "more satisfying bites and 100% twirling fun".
I warned you...

So ask the world now, what could possibly next to topple this invention off of its throne of redundancy and flying spaghetti strips?